'A lil' comic relief'

Okay, so its been a minute since my last post... Had a really rough week... :-( kinda (was) going through stuff... Anywayzzz (lol) I was like randomly going through stuff online and I came across a few 'jokes' that made me LOL even if it was just for a minute... I posted some of the ones that I found funniest below. Hope they brighten up your day, or at least make you laugh or smile a little.. :-D

NICE TRY- signs and notices in English - more or less - discovered in hotels around the world. We laughed so hard we cried...

In a Tokyo Hotel: Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such a thing is please not to read notis.

In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.




In a Paris hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the front desk.




In a hotel in Athens: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.




In a Yugoslavian hotel: The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.




In a Japanese hotel: You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.




On the menu of a Swiss restaurant: Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.




Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop: Ladies may have a fit upstairs.




In a Bangkok dry cleaners: Drop your trousers here for best results.




In a Rhodes tailor shop: Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.





In a Zurich hotel: Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.





In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist: Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists





In a Rome laundry: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.




In a Czechoslovakian tourist agency: Take one of our horse-driven city tours - we guarantee no miscarriages.




Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand: Would you like to ride on your own ass?




In a Bangkok temple: It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man.




In a Tokyo bar: Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.




In a Copenhagen airline ticket office: We take your bags and send them in all directions.




In a Budapest zoo: Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.




In the office of a Roman doctor: Specialist in women and other diseases.




In an Acapulco hotel: The manager has personally passed all the water served here.




From a Japanese information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner: Cooles and Heates: If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.




From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo: When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.

There was a lot more, but will put them up some other time. I should probably pay attention in class now, break will be over in a bit...lol. Have a sexy day people, and remember to smile!!!

~the*ever*sexy~

.oao.