Soccer randomness

It's world cup season.. and world cup fever is 'catching' everyone..lol.. Even people who hate the sport and are clueless as to what the game is about are hosting viewing parties and tweeting about the game like they could play better..smh.lol! Anyways, yayy! soccer/football (whatever you want to call it), it's bringing the world together (lol) we need more of that.

This post is as random as the last one..lol.. Got a few emails that I thought were quite funny and was feeling nice enough to share... Here goes;

1. This one is titled,

'Advice for your significant other...ignore at your own risk. '

1. Between 11 June and 11 July 2010, you should read the sports section of the newspaper so that you are aware of what is going on regarding the World of Soccer, and that way you will be able to join in the conversations. If you fail to do this, then you will be looked at in a bad way, or you will be totally ignored. DO NOT complain about not receiving any attention.

2. During the World Cup, the television is mine, at all times, without any exceptions. If you even take a glimpse of the remote control, you will lose it (your eye).

3. If you have to pass by in front of the TV during a game, I don't mind, as long as you do it crawling on the floor and without distracting me.

4. During the games I will be blind, deaf and mute, unless I require a refill of my drink or something to eat. You are out of your mind if you expect me to listen to you, open the door, answer the telephone, or pick up the baby that just fell on the floor....It won't happen.

5. It would be a good idea for you to keep at least 2 six packs in the fridge at all times, as well as plenty of things to nibble on (excluding your body parts), and please do not make any funny faces to my friends when they come over to watch the games. In return, you will be allowed to use the TV between 12am and 6am, unless they replay a good game that I missed during the day.

6. Please, please, please!! If you see me upset because one of my team is losing, DO NOT say "get over it, it's only a game", or "don't worry, they'll win next time". If you say these things, you will only make me angrier and I will love you less. Remember, you will never ever know more about football than me and your so called "words of encouragement" will only lead to a break up or divorce.

7. You are welcome to sit with me to watch one game and you can talk to me during halftime but only when the commercials are on, and only if the half time scores is pleasing me. In addition, please note I am saying "one" game; hence do not use the World Cup as a nice cheesy excuse to "spend time together".
8. The replays of the goals are very important. I don't care if I have seen them or I haven't seen them, I want to see them again, Many times.

9. Tell your friends NOT to have any babies, or any other child related parties or gatherings that requires my attendance because:
a) I will not go,
b) I will not go, and
c) I will not go.

10. But, if a friend of mine invites us to his house on a Sunday to watch a game, we will be there in a flash.

11. The daily World Cup highlights show on TV every night is just as important as the games themselves. Do not even think about saying "but you have already seen this...why don't you change the channel to something we can all watch?" because, the reply will be, "Refer to Rule #2 of this list".

12. And finally, please save your expressions such as "Thank God the World Cup is only every 4 years". I am immune to these words, because before and after this comes the Champions League,Premier League, Super 14, Spanish League, KPL, Grand Prix, Tri Nations, hell, even WrestleMania, etc.

P/S

By the way if you get stuck on the road call 911 or RAPID RESPONSE SQUAD cos I won’t pick my phone.

Ladies, follow these rules and I guarantee the love that ur significant other has for you will skyrocket within a month lol. Take advice from an crazed football fine like myself ;-) hehehe

Yea, right.. if you like call yourself my boyfriend and ignore your phone when i call/txt/bbm because the game was on... or say I can't watch any of my shows.. And we'll see what happens... Nonsense..lol

The second is a video dubbed 'The Worst Miss of the World Cup', and this miss was wonderfully performed by none other than one of Nigeria's finest, Yakubu Aiyegbeni, who apparently plays for Chelsea.. Hmm... Anyways, here's a video of his spectacular gaffe, that prevented Nigeria from going through to the next round and also cost the players their proposed $30,000 bonuses.. Shame on you Yakubu! Shame.. *sigh* then again, he wasn't the only player on the team, was he?

ps: the 'soundtrack' to the clip may get on your nerves (i think it's funny) so you may wanna turn the sound low/off...

Oh and did you see his face after the miss?? Hilarious.. Haha. I wonder what was running through his mind, and what I wanna know is how much he got paid by the other team to screw Nigeria up like that..lol. I'm not saying I could have done a better job (even though I'm sure i could..) but then again, I'm not getting paid to do so. And his fuck up was so incredible (lol) that the non-Nigerian coach had to put his hands on his head, classic 9ja style..lol.. I love soccer.

One more thing... special #shoutout to the homie, Vincent Enyeama.. You go boyy! (said in Martin Voice) it woulda been cool if he had stopped one or both of South Korea's goals yesterday (lol) but still he more than did well and deserves a medal/award for his overall performance which was nothing short of outstanding...

Oh (lol) and is it just me, or is this year's world cup is all kinds of strange? Like for instance France is out, due to some silly high-school female kinda drama (displayed by grown-ass men..smh), England's performance, nothing to write home about.. USA surprisingly doing well (another #shoutout to Oguchi!! the hottest hottie on the team) I think it's just luck though..lol.. And then Portugal's 7-0 win against N. Korea..haha.. Epic. How you gonna lose 7-0 in the world cup? Com'on boys.. (btw Ronaldo..*sigh*.. he can get it!)

My prediction for who get's the cup this year.. either Brazil or Argentina. I hope it's Brazil.. Even though Maradona makes me laugh everytime he comes on tv..lol

Anyways.. This was one long-ass 'random' post, huh.. I need to go now.. I know I'm supposed to have put up a post about working out and dieting, but my minds been kinda confused about them topics lately, so it's kinda hard for me to come up with something that makes sense.. But I will soon snap out of it, and get back on top of my gym game.. :-)

~the ever sexy~

o.a.o