random...

Once again I am very depressed................................ :-((

I shall give you the details shortly... but yea... I am studying with my homie atm... and she's making me laugh, so it's not that bad right now... anyways anyways anyways, I realize that I am chatting bare breeze once again.. so I shall...... Oh wait!!! she just gave me mad gist!!!!! haha... too bad I can't put it on here... at least not just yet.. :-p but yea.. I'm retiring to my depressed state once again.. and shall be hibernating in that zones for a bit too... at least until.... dang.. there's so much to say, but i-can't-actually-say... lol

ps: sorry if i didn't make sense in this post... its like my first time 'free-styling'.. (i.e. blogging straight from my mind, without writing it on paper first...) so bear with me.. lol.. okay gotta go read for some dumb-ass exams... *sighs*..... my life really does suck right now... I'm going to cry!!!

Bye~Sexys...

Sexy~sexY

o.a.o

Nothing...

Okay, so I feel like I haven't holla'd in a minute... and I still have nothing to write about.. hmmmm

Well, I just read a poem my friend wrote when she was in js3 (year9? anyways she was really young..) so don't judge. I just thought it was really funny and it made me laugh... Unfortunately, as I am typing this post I do not have the actual poem, so I shall put it up tomorrow or later today.

Yea, so my babe wrote about how she has to loose 10lbs in about 2 weeks.. and guess what? she's half way there.. yayy her!! I on the other hand, seem to have found the weight she lost.. *sighs* damn all that chocolate and candy!!! *sob*sob* 

Anyways I am about to jump on that weight loss wagon (once again).. hopefully this time I wont fall off, cos I have all of 30lbs to loose asap... Anyways, Anyways, Anyways... I am mad at all these skinny b's walking around the whole place naked. Ah, ahn its not fair! Must they oppress and depress me so... They shouldn't worry though gimme time.. (3 weeks to be precise) and I too, shall be walking around NAKED!! hehe. I just felt like having a little rant.. but I'm soooo serious though. Anyone know how to loose 50lbs fast (without cutting off any limbs ?!!?!lol) holla at me, I'm willing to make it worth your time if it works.. ;-) 

Yea, for someone who had nothing to say, I have said quite a bit, but yea, I'll holla. I'm about to go run and maybe play some basketball... and then lift some weights.. (yayy me!!) I need to release some tension. It's going to be a long week... no food; there's finals and papers and... *sighs*

Oh yea, if you were wondering about my 5-day hunger strike, I had to call it off after 2.5 days due to unforseen circumstances, which involved an ambulance, some morphine, a retarded nurse and a neurotic doctor... I shall attempt it once again though.. after finals and ish...

I'm loving the weather.. need to buy some sunscreen asap or I shall burn, (like usher..lol!!!) Okay, I'm starting to chat rubbish. Peace sexys. mwahh!

sexy~pixie

'o.a.o'

ps: on a sad note... R.I.P Mary-Kate, Ashley, Beyonce, John Legend and Victoria Beckham.. Our gold fishies that died after 4 days... sad really... a real tragedy :-(

Young Boss!!

Yes sir!, Im back in full swing. Ne'er mind that I was gone for a min.. whats goin on??? Hope you've all had a great week so far and everything's going great.. Im doing great myself. Never been happier, no I haven't. Im actually just sitting here at work chilling doin non much... Jamming up the front desk, yes I am. 

Sexy update for the weekend: I decided that I'm going to lose ten pounds in the next week. How I'm gonna do it I dont know but I sure know that its gonna happen mehn! And I will be updating y'all on my progress as the days go by. The deadline is the 11th of May!! And as sure as the Lord deeds I will be 'Mobobs minus ten pounds'so help me Lord. Who ever knows how you lose 10 pounds in two weeks should get at me ASAP coss its about to happen mehn!!

Other sexy updates:Well well, summer beckons! I'm just like yeah mehn I'm getting on this train mehn!!! I so cant wait!!! U know everything is just hawt in the summer: The boys are hot, the parties are hot, I"m tres hot!!!! whoa, get at me ppl, i AM Sexy!!

xoxo, 

Mobobs!

Hey!

"Go shawty, its your birthday,

We gonna party like it's your birthday,

We gonna sip bacardi (and j.d. and henny and goose and...)

like its your birthday...!!! haha"

Okay, so I apologize on behalf of me, myself and I for the last couple of posts I put... those were my thoughts at the the time (and not a reflection of who I am..) and I believe that somethings should be kept to one's self. So yea, I'm sorry for my temporary loss of sanity... It won't happen again.. I promise.. Cross my heart!

Now y'all have forgiven me... :-)

As you may know due the post my lover put below, it's my birthday today (mehn babes are getting old oh!). I just finished one exam... have to study for another one tomorrow and write a lab report too... But you know what? It's all good. I'm going to smile through it! :-)

Yup, yup... I don't really have much to share today, surprisingly.. (I had a bunch of stories and stuff I wrote a while ago, but I lost em... and they were really good too :-(.. oh well) I hope I get inspired soon otherwise... I don't even know. lol

Anyways, I'm off to chill with the wife, who is mad that I'm not talking to her atm (i don't know how to multitask efficiently..) Thanks for the birthday msgs, wall posts, phone calls and all. Really appreciate every single one of them! Have a blessed day.

~Always S3xy~

o*a*o

Guess What day it is

Yes boss, you guessed it!!! Happy Birthday O.AO!!!!!!! Woot-woot, its my girl's birthday!!! Ten gbosas for O.A.O LMAO! Happy birthday Honey on behalf of every lover of OFGS!!! God Bless you, honey!!!!

The Retraction

Okay, so a friend of mine (who is also friends with the 'heifer') said it was really low of me to write what I did about the ex and his boo...

Anyways here's the comment she wrote, 'and I quote' (i've always wanted to say that..lol);

"why would you be happy that your ex broke up with his GF if ure telling ur readers u don't care about him?...no one was born yesterday. My main point is that I was wondering how you know so much about his ex and her being a h**...who told you that he didn't like her the way she was? (i mean they only dated for 3 years... doesn't that tell you something?)...
p.s. this blog seems to tell girls that it's alright to feel good abt who u r (dieting, advice on relationships e.t.c)....bt saying ur ex's GF is not all that is a bit low...

End quote.

I spoke to her about it and she actually did make sense... and because of that and out of respect of all three parties involved, I decided to take the post off (where's the b***h in me when you need her?!) but yea... just saying . Will post the real gist of the day in a minute.

JFR: 1. I really don't care... and 2. The mutual friend also admitted that 'everyone knows heifer is a 'ho'... lmao! so yea.. just thought people should know..lol!! (i know i'm going to be in trouble for this...hahaha..haha)

Peace sexys

xoxo

o.a.o

ps: before i take if off, what do y'all think? Should I delete it or leave it on? Spoke to my other half about it, and she thinks I should leave it on...

the way how i feel...

I feel empty... void of emotion and feeling. I'm hurt, but I don't feel it... My brain knows it, but it fails to register. I should be mad, I should cry, I should do something.. Anything... But I can't... I just sit here, thinking about nothing and listening to ~my mus!c~... it's sad really... but whatever...

I feel like my heart is cracked, and is about to be broken into many pieces... But I don't feel anything... I think my subconscious subconsciously turned my feelings off and I don't blame it at all...

On the outside, I might be this calm, cool and collected babe (*coughs*) but I'm actually quite fragile... I bruise easily and that is one of the reasons I don't put myself out there, relationship-wise and in so many other respects.. I've been hurt too many times before, and each time left an ugly scar imprinted on my heart.. Scars that I'm learning to live with, manage and 'code'... but the more scars I get, the harder it is to cover them up...

I know I'm speaking in metaphors and parables and that's because I can't come out and say what's wrong. Its just who I am... I'm the sort of person who'll be standing on a nail, but will refuse to say anything if I think it will rattle anyone in the slightest... I don't tell anyone my issues, not just 'cause I think people will judge and/or talk, but because I don't want to burden anyone else with my s**t.. There's only one person that knows and I thank God for him, cos he keeps me sane, it's like he's my 'safe-house'................. Love yah boo..

But back to the topic du jour... It's like.. I don't don't know... Sometimes I push my problems to the back of my mind to the point that even I forget about them.. and this is bad, cos what you don't know can hurt you..

Anyways I will be fine... eventually... I always am.. A good thing about scars is that the healing time gets shorter with each one... I heal faster each time. I see heartbreak as an opportunity to grow and learn something new. It makes you stronger too, and more adept to handle the s**t that one runs into whilst travailing life's various terrains...

I'm about to go do something... I don't know what, but I really don't want to write right now... I'm listening to my 'happy song of the moment' - things you do (Gina Thompson).. (doesn't relate to anyone/anything atm but I loves it) I'll listen to that joint, read a couple chapters of psych (yayy me!lol) and chill... will holla, and maybe update y'all on my 5-day hunger strike and 'bb's birthday bash' haha (had to end on a happy note.. :-) 

Will holla~ stay sexy...

'wa~wa'

xoxo

Guy-gage

So I was just talking to my very good friend and daily life saver, KJH( we usually joke that I'm House and she's Wilson) about shoes(which are btw ALWAYS on my mind) and I was like "you do know that shoes are the ultimate guy-guide, right?" she was like how so? I'm like mehn when you meet a guy the very first thing you should do is check out his shoes. A guy who wears sharp shoes, pointies or hallelujah-singing aladdin shoes is a big no-no and is not the guy for you o, not in this life and not ever! I wont even lie o, when a guy is tryina holla the very first thing I look at before deciding anything is his shoes mehn. A guy who has his ish together knows that solid shoes speak volumes mehn. Don't come within 10 miles of me if ur shoes are not on point.... And the truth of the matter is that any guy who knows anything about swag knows that shoes are key to ur appearance. bad shoes= lack of forethought, style and common sense. You can tell that the guy who cant spend enough money on shoes to look good is a guy who is stingy onto himself and that= poverty. Please if you want to have effects on the ladies, get ur shoe game together, or dont try to holla at any sister. The ones who annoy me the most are those idiots that will be wearing all these ibo-looking shoes that look like they are from 200 B.C. They'll now be sticking the shameful things out when they're talking to you thinking they're cool. Talk about error in judgement ....

Great shoes are the way forward so go figure guys, and ladies, be vigilant. LOL

Have a good one, 

Mobobs

Sexy is the way forward!!

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So I saw my aunt today, and she was like, "Dang, your thighs are looking rather large.." and my cousin came down the other day and couldn't stop commenting on how big my 'ass' had gotten... I'm like WTF! My rep.. see how I have suffered..lol.. but on the real though, I'm not eating anything for 5 days... that's the end of this post... I am too depressed to write anymore...(and I had mad gist too... *sighs*) :-( 

I'll holla in 5 days, if I'm still alive.. (lol)

~forever sexy~

o.a.o

xoxo

ps: even though there might be a 40% chance of precipitation, it's more likely not to than it is to rain.. (?right?).. HoWeVeRR 40% is still too high... that joint needs to be 0.. or -20% even... - Anywayzzzz I am about to retire to my depressed state... will holla! peace sexys...

Random gist

So I heard that an ex broke up with his girlfriend the other day, and I was so happy for a second, I almost got up and danced like a fool (was at the gym at the time- on my weight loss mission- 0 down; 40 to go.. let's go there! lol)...

But yea, is it wrong for me to have been happy? Asin really, I wouldn't want him to be happy if I broke up with my boyfriend.. And it's not like I still have feelings for him or anything... at least not anymore..

I kinda liked him for a bit after we broke up, even when he was with her. They were together for about 3 years and all the while I thought to myself "What does homie see in this babe?.. she ain't even all that..." (and this wasn't just the haterade talking btw..) but yea, I think the babe beefed me too.. Why, I don't know... I shouldn't even care, 'cos I ended it, but it still hunted me all the same, guess 'cos deep down I knew I didn't do it for the right reasons (yes, I'm woman enough to admit it..) but that's a different story altogether...

Anyways I am rather cuffed they broke up and I kinda have a reason now.. (see why blogging is good!lol) I think it's 'cos he's a really good person and I knew she wasn't good enough for him... took him three years to find out though...lol

Alright, I'm tired of writing about his ass.. my arm is starting to hurt... lol.. I wish him the best, and hope his next girlfriend treats him right... He deserves it. And if 'YOU' happen to read this- and know who you are too.. (cos Lord knows I've got enough ex's... lmao..jk, oh! lol) I am sorry I ended things the way I did, it was wrong and I felt horrible for the longest time.. still do sometimes... Hope you can lyk forgive me and that we can be friends like we were again.. take care of you... and don't be upset 'bout the break up.. heifer was a 'ho'.. don't act like you ain't know..lol.. so smile.. :-)

To my wonderful and beautiful readers, hope this entry wasn't too self-centered and that you learned something form it... lol... [And the moral of the story is.... don't break up with your boyfriend/girlfriend for a random reason... or you'll feel bad.. haha.. true story.. Unless his trifling ass cheats.. then bust the windows out that m.f's car! Shoot, I'll even help you do it too.. and guys, if your lady cheats, just forgive her, chances are you effed up.. lol].. Until next time y'all... stay sexy! mwah..xxx

ps: all this talk about ex stuvz.... y'all shouldn't think I'm still stuck on him.. I mean, he's cool et all.. but I've moved on.. have a couple of sweethearts in my life atm.. (for the most part anyways..lol)- shout out to my boos.. ('iyawo' and 'sunsh!ne') where y'all at?! ;-) lol..xoxo

~*~_sexy ~ stuvz_~*~

*

o.a.o

Girls and Diets...

Why is it that (most) girls are never happy with their bodies or the way they look... I think that about 60%-70% of females are unhappy with their physique.. (don't quote me on that though.. figures may be a little off.. but you get me..). Women either want bigger boobs/smaller boobs; bigger butt/smaller butt; curves/no curves... the list is endless. I have come to the conclusion that most women want what they don't have...

I can't really say too much about this anyways, cos I one of them 'women'... I need to loose about 20-40 lbs in 2 weeks... How I shall do this, I know not, but do this, I must! I think it would be a really cool birthday present to myself.. and would make me happy.. (okay, maybe just a tad happier..). 

I can't write much today.. Have to study for an exam tomorrow :-( ... Wish me luck as I embark on my weight loss mission... and on my exam too... anyways, 'till next time, my sexy people.. Stay blessed. Happy Easter btw...

~*~SeXy-sExY~*~

-o.a.o-

Women/Men of the future

Hi Guys, 

Its been close to a week since I've been here and I've missed y'all. Saving the world does take up a lot of my time but I'll never be too busy for OFGS! I'll be telling you a little about us women of the future today. I'm proud to call me a woman of the future cos Im pretty sure that us women will dominate this world pretty soon as we've begun to get our act together much more in the last few months/years. hehehe no offense to the men, the truth is what it is, honeys. 

A little advice to the sexys who are still taking their time figuring it out: Please let your pretty head be working overtime and how to get ur act together ASAP as the world doesnt wait for ppl who have no idea where they're going. This applies to both men and women.. I feel like if you dont have any plans and ur the type of person who doesnt decide what they wanna get out of their day/week/month (also known as the anything goes/ laid back/ goal-less indiv.) dont be too shocked when you get nothing and amount to nothing. Its plain simple, if you're driving car and ur not steering the wheel ( that is tantamount to suicide btw), then every bump on the road has the potential to send u flying in a million directions.... 

What should you do as a woman/man of the future:

- Have goals! One short-term goal every week is a way to start urself on the upward path to achievement and success

-Eliminate high effort/ low result stuff i.e prioritize w/ ur goal in mind. That way ur not wasting ur time chasing pipe dreams

-Surround urself w/ positive, like -minded ppl and those who can bring u up. Its easier for some1 who's standing above of you to pull u up as opposed to some1 lower than u or some1 on level ground w/ you.

- Educate urself!! there's no stronger leverage than education (at least none that i know of) They say the man who doesnt read isnt better than the guy who cant. In my opinion, he's worse off cos he can but he chooses not to

- Connect w/ the big G: this should be a no-brainer for any1 who actually plans on doing anything significant w/ their life. God is who you need and he's always there so get pluged into ur source

- Enjoy life! Study smart, Pray often, Party hard, Love deep and be sexy!!!

Have a great week and enjoy Easter Monday!  Jesus is the reason for the season.. not the easter bunny.

Mobobs!

Why are (most) guys assholes?

Okay, so I'm tired of hearing about guys who talk to babes because they want them on their 'P'.. They just want to quave/lash the babe (without wifing her) and they expect the babe to be cool with it.. (when she's not a 'ho'..). Like for real.. n-word please..

Home girl was telling me about this dude that always be calling her saying, "I just want to come and chill with you.." or "I really want to see you.." She asks me what to do, and being the naive little princess that I am, I said she should let him come over, that maybe he just wants to be friends... little did I know... Anyways, not only does the guy show up like three hours later ( he arrives at like 2-something in the morning..) he wants to go straight to 'b'ness'. This was like the first time they were chilling btw, (yea, they talked on the phone for a bit.. and partied with the same crowd but still, u get me..) Imagine... My girl, being the hott babe that she is politely refused, only for the guy to keep trying nonsense.. She eventually got him to leave.. without anything going down, I may add- for all the females who think they can't say no...

But really though, why do guys think it's okay to do that? He didn't even act like he wanted to chill or get to know her.. just wanted to do her.. dang some guys just make me sick to my stomach.. (and whats sadder is homeboy and I used to be pretty close back in the day, he used to be cool...) Now I'm not trying to bash guys or diss them or anything, people who know me, know that I loovve me a fine-ass dude, who's down to earth and pleasant and acts like he likes a sister if only to an extent.. But this... I need to come up with a name for this phenomenon- is totally unacceptable (to me at least)... I mean, as a girl I can understand that sometimes you may just want to 'quave' (so I've heard...lol) and I won't go and say that one night stands are bad or that it is wrong to have a 'buddy' (-"a buddy is an equal beneficial arrangement.."ask Musiq..lol) cos it would be very judgemental and hypocritical of me... But like I always say, there is a right and a wrong way to do everything, and I believe the way I just described above is rather distasteful.

If you want quaves, just be upfront about it, let the babe know, chances are that she'll feel the same way. Y''all both grown; don't be primary school about it.. She'll either say yes, or no (duh-lol) and if she does say no, try your luck elsewhere, or work on your swagg...

Fella's (that are guilty..) y'all need to step your game up though, for real... I hope this is an isolated case, and that one idiot can not be used to describe every other guy..

~*~much love, sexy people,~*~

*

o.a.o

gift-man

Hello there, 

Back from saving the world and I gotta tell you, it was rough.... This world needs big tym saving mehn. Any hows, back to my story.. So this gift man I was talking about apparently decided that he could buy my love and I said no no no, honey, it doesnt work that way. Tell me why when he found out I was doing me w/ some other parolez, he started to vex. I was like WTH, you knew my heart wasnt with this and u went ahead at ur own risk o bros. Like thats not bad enough,  he now tried to guilt me into being w/ him. I was like err, not quite my baby, I've gotta do whats good for me and honey trust me, if I dont love you, then (you guessed it) I dont love you..

Which leads me to the question:

  When is it ok (if it is at all) for someone to stop loving you/ you stop loving them?

This does not actually apply to me and 'gift-man' cause like I said, I was never into him and why I was w/ him is a story for another day...  but yeah, is it really ok? what if you've been w/ some1 for a hot minute and they decide, Im done thats it, me+you= over ??? is that ok if they've promised to love you forever?  If you stop loving some1, then did u evr really love them in the first place? I'm not a fan of fairy tales (ok, maybe except Beauty and the Beast, which in my opinion isnt really one)  but does love ever end? Like can you just decide that, hey honey I just dont love you anymore? I've never been able to understand how that works. What I have come to realize  though is that ppl do change, and I know I'm not the same person I was last week, how much more last year...  and I think thats one of the reasons why you can wake up one morning and decide, you know what, i dont love you no more.  If y'all have any opinions or thoughts on the process of not loving some1 you previously did, do share....  

And if you're on the receiving end and some1 decides they dont love you, what do you do? 

Advice to the sexys out there: The word 'begging' should never ever be in relationship vocab. If you happen to be in this unfortunate circumstance, I plead w/ you, let this person know that there are many many lakes and jumping is recommended.... 

and you should know too that crying over a failed relationship is overrated.... I will  share in future posts why as a Sexy, that thought can never even occur to you... (hint hint: options make the world go round , baby) Like my honey bunchie O. A-O said, BF-3 is just the beginning...

Ok honeys, 

gotta go save the world again, 

xoxo

M.O

God- the giver of extraordinary gifts!

Hello Loves, 

its been a few dayZ and I hope y'all have been good since last weekend. Welcome to a new week and please make sure you brought the sexy on with you from last time! Today, Im going to be talking about having a relationship w/ God and the benefits thereof. For me, its been a sweet walk. I've known him a hot minute now and we're going stronger. Last month was a terrible month and I was like you know what God, Im just tired of ish like this goin on in m y life and I was like mehn I need a miracle. You wanna know what came knockin on my door yesterday??? Go on, you guessed it... said Miracle! mehn u dont even know how overjoyed I was.. to the point that I owe one boy in my class 10 backflips (dont ask me how that happened). 

Moral of the story is that God always shows up.  And in ways you weren't expect too. Plus mehn when God surprises, he doesnt give u cheap gifts.. So hold on to him o, my sexy ppl. 

Speaking of gifts, I randomly remembered a guy I dated briefly and how he thought showering me w/ gifts would make me love him, even when he knew I didnt love him at all... Ask me why I'll be goin out with a guy I dont love o.. that's a story for another day....

Hell maybe I'll tell it tonight... 

Gotta get back to saving the world... 

Be cool, preserve the sexy, 

xoxo

My 1st one... Boyfriend Number 3...

Okay, my first post... Let's do this.. *sighs!

So my girl says to write about any random thing...

I have chosen to write about the qualities of an ideal guy...

The other day, my girlfriends and I went on a road trip

and whilst I was driving, we decided to do a remix to the

Pleasure-P song, boyfriend number two.. Ours was called

'boyfriend number three'...

Basically, the logic behind it was that it would be rather

difficult for one guy to possess all the qualities necessary to

keep his woman satisfied in every way... don't get me wrong,

it is possible, but unlikely and like i said, difficult... so ladies

if you are lucky enough to find that one special guy, I suggest

you hold on tight and do not let him go... he's a keeper...

So here's a list of some of the qualities I remember;...

1. He has to be physically attractive- good looks, body.. etc

2. He has to be a good listener 

3, Knows how to make conversation

4. Quick to see the good in you, and not your faults

5. Loves you for who you are, and not what you have/what he can get from you

6. Is attracted to your 'flaws'/imperfections/quirks...

7. Makes you feel wanted/loved even when he's not there

8. Always there to listen and  understands you, and doesn't judge your actions

9. Would go out of his way to please you.

10. Take care of your 'needs' if you know what I mean...

11. Doesn't talk too much

12. Talks a lot

*(contradicting, I know but hey, the list was composed by 3 individuals.. lol..)*

So yea, these are the qualities I remember. 

Sisters feel free to drop a line if you think I left something out.

I have to go now... but will probably write a little more about relationships in my next one.. until then, It's been a pleasure.. (Hope my first post was alright, hopefully I will soon get the hang of things!)

~*~sexy~*~

-'O.A.O'-

Shopping!!!

Hello there, 

Its one of the sexyz and this is my first post. Welcome to our to our  blog! Hope you have a great time here cos fun is what we do mehn. So I just went shopping and I will be reporting fashion news to you! I happened to go into J. Crew and you know what I found out..... I love it! love it! and absolutely love it! I cupped me some cute wellies and just so ya know, if ur ever in Hanover, definitely go to the mall at Arundel Mills... Mehn the J. Crew, Loft and Banana Republic there are just off the chain. And they don't make u feel guilty , no.  Speaking off which I am absolutely shoe starved.. Everyone knows shoes are my gold and I have only bought two pairs this year.. Imagine that, two pairs in three months.... terrible! These are some of the ones i'm looking at right now:

of which as I was on the way to steve madden, I heard Nine West calling my name and I was like err.. not right now honey, lets have this conversation later honey... (Yes, my shoes stores really do talk to me)

 I have to go do some research so we'll continue later on tonight!! Keep the sexy on!!

xoxo,

Mobobs